Congratulations are in order. I just received my PhD in Economics from Diplomas R' Us ($89.95 + shipping and handling.) I will now be able to add my learned voice to the cacophony surrounding our economy. I already e-mailed Tim (Mr. Geithner to you.) Haven't had a reply yet, but I know he's a busy man.
I have been corresponding with my mentor at Diplomas R' Us, Dr. Richard Head, chair of the Economics Dept., to broaden my knowledge of what is going on in our economic world. Dick is in a funk these days. Tim hasn't replied to his e-mails either. They have a bit of an adversarial relationship, both claiming to be the founders of an economic theory based on the concept of a parallel world.
Dick says that what is going on here in our world is being orchestrated in our parallel world and in order to set things right here, we have to straighten things out there. At first, I scoffed at him. It sounded like one of those fringe elements on the net. But given the circumstances of what is going on in this world, I am inclined to keep an open mind.
The bottom line is they (parallel world) want a quadrillion dollars and Michael Jackson, to fix things on our side. Apparently, the Jackson part has been taken care of - thanks Joe. (conspiracy theorists take note.) I pointed out to Dick there was no such thing as a quadrillion dollars, but all he said was to give it a year.
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